How to not act like an Idiot: A Memoir
Over the past four years, as seniors it fair to say that we have all witnessed, or even taken part in behavior that everyone hates, and now as our highschool time is coming to an end I feel it is my duty to explain to underclassman how to not act like "noobs". Hopefully this practical advice will inspire some to not make the same mistakes most of us have over the years. First and formost; while in a hallway/stairway always take a second to preform a personal self check in which you ask yourself the following questions. 1.) Am I currently soliciting in a large group that is clearly constructing a hallway or a doorway? 2.) Am I standing idly by and watching the masses push their way through a half open door, or am I using my common sense to open the other side as well?. 3.) Am I flamboyantly hugging or kissing my boyfriend/girlfriend as the entire school watches me? 4.) Am I using my plastic sandwich bag as a food projectile stomp rocket? 5.) Am I obnoxiously loud or overly confident when I know I have my "wolf pack" behind me? 6.) Am I rude to people just because they are not my age? 7.) Do I refuse to eat at a table with members of the opposite sex? If you have answered yes to any of these questions thats fine, it just means you are in need of a little introspection. Ask any senior and they will tell you that Judge has the potential of becoming a much better place if people just followed these simple rules of hallway etiquette.