A Man of Two Faces

It looks like Two-Face has arrived at Judge, and it is not Harvey Dent. Seamus has been roaming the halls with the attitude of a hungry 5 year old. Most recently, he was quoted calling Chris Coomb's fingers "Feminine" and John Kearns' legs "silly". At first glance, Seamus is your average high school golden boy. Not only does he excel in academics and athletics, he sports a golden main of hair. But recent problems have risen, causing many to question the very man we have all grown to love.
Seamus blames his mean, angry, spirit on a lack of sleep. He says that he cannot sleep because he is nervous for the state swim meet. He worries about the possibilities of secession. Obviously Utah doesn't have any plans of secession any time soon, so rest easy Seamus. I recommend listening to calm, soothing music right before bed. Ramstein is my favorite night time listen. If he follows this tip we will all get back the Seamus that we love.