Senioritis is an epidemic spanning all of the United States, possibly the entire world. Described as "noun. A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation." Senioritis takes hold of budding intellects, ready to blossom into the adult world, and crushes them underfoot.