After a morning run, I was sitting on a bench at Liberty Park at about seven o'clock in the morning. Across from me were two very large women drinking coffee, so I made up a story about their life together. Bethany and Bertha have been good friends since ninth grade chemistry class at East High School where neither of them had friends, so they found each other. Neither of them were very smart, they weren't nice to anyone besides themselves, they were not involved in any school activities, and they really only had each other. After High School they both attended UVU where they roomed together and fell in love with partying. The two of them would show up at any toga party they could find, uninvited and unwanted. They were known as "those two fat chicks", and showed up very loud and annoying. Wherever the party went, they went. On this particular evening they ended up at a party on ninth south, near Liberty Park. The two of them drank and ate everything at the party, then fell asleep on the couch. Everyone there was furious at Bethany and Bertha, so they took one guys pick up truck and loaded the couch, Bethany,